An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong?
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little confused, she replied, "Oh, I'm so
sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the
hall with h
more...An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and
depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong?
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and
sometimes a little confused, she replied, "Oh, I'm so
sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out of his
pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You
shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your
pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. "Yes,"
said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is
it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well,"he
replied, "Today is the viewing."
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