It ain't easy being a penis.

1. -You've got a hole in your head.
2. -Your master strangles you all the time.
3. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
4. -You shrink in cold water.
5. -You never get a haircut.
6. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
7. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
8. -Your best friend is a pussy.
9. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Quoting: Originally posted by Eye_m_no_angel Isn't there another wayward creature running amok though? The "Lickalotopus?"

Hahaha,"lickalotapus".

Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo Have you heard about the Bizarre lizard found in florida,which has been attacking sunbathers.It primarily attacts mostly females but has been known to attack effeminate looking males?I think it is called a penisaurus.Here is a pic but not sure if it will stay on.

Isn't there another wayward creature running amok though? The "Lickalotopus?"

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse It ain't easy being a penis. 1. -You've got a hole in your head. 2. -Your master strangles you all the time. 3. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 4. -You shrink in cold water. 5. -You never get a haircut. 6. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 7. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 8. -Your best friend is a pussy. 9. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Yeah, but if   more...

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse It ain't easy being a penis. 1. -You've got a hole in your head. 2. -Your master strangles you all the time. 3. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 4. -You shrink in cold water. 5. -You never get a haircut. 6. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 7. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 8. -Your best friend is a pussy. 9. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Yeah, but if you're a REAL dick, you get promoted over those that actualy know what they're doing. less...

Quoting: Originally posted by evenevo Heehee!Funny.

Have you heard about the Bizarre lizard found in florida,which has been attacking sunbathers.It primarily attacts mostly females but has been known to attack effeminate looking males?I think it is called a penisaurus.Here is a pic but not sure if it will stay on.

no wonder they have an attitude...

Quoting: Originally posted by NightNurse It ain't easy being a penis. 1. -You've got a hole in your head. 2. -Your master strangles you all the time. 3. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 4. -You shrink in cold water. 5. -You never get a haircut. 6. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 7. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 8. -Your best friend is a pussy. 9. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Heehee!Funny.