Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. * Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph * If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. * Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. * Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. * It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. * The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. * Never be afraid to slow down. * Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. * Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. * Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone. * Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town. * Never do less than forty miles before breakfast. * If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. * A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. * Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived. * Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go. * A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it. * Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. * Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it. * Work to ride & ride to work. * Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. * Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. * When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe, It does! * Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish your bike. * Keep your bike in good repair. * Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking. * People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently. * Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. * Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil. * The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. * When you're riding lead, don't spit. * Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary. * If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern. * There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. * Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going. * Practice wrenching on your own bike. * Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. * Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. * Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit. * A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel. * If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious. * If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. * Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside. * There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders. * Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down. * The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside. * Always replace the cheapest parts first. * You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze. * Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling. * Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. * Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! * There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could. * A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
