So, me and my friend Laurie were goofing off with the computer after a few margaritas and we decided to check out a online dating site (not THIS place) for shits and giggles.. We were looking to see how many funny or unique ads we could find. Some are funny and some are creepy!
Here are some of the highlights that we found in titles and profiles:
"I live in an apartment that has a view of the ally. Garbage goes out on Tuesday and I never see the landlord only if it snows. He shovels t
more...So, me and my friend Laurie were goofing off with the computer after a few margaritas and we decided to check out a online dating site (not THIS place) for shits and giggles.. We were looking to see how many funny or unique ads we could find. Some are funny and some are creepy!
Here are some of the highlights that we found in titles and profiles:
"I live in an apartment that has a view of the ally. Garbage goes out on Tuesday and I never see the landlord only if it snows. He shovels the walk and ally. I dont have any pets or anything that makes alot of noise.
I work hard and stay home and watch TV and get drunk and call all my friends and tell them I love them and that I will fly out to see them. I drink vodka it does what I ask it to do.
I would like some noise. I would like to get to know you. I am very shy and lonely. I have a dark side that is cold and calculating. I will wait for your response dont take a long time.
Jack"
?I always tell the truth,even when I lie?
?nice gay with edge?
?Never fry bacon naked!?
?Forget friends, i want sex only.....?
?I fear Glamour Photos?
"Here's to you, Mr. Single Guy. You thought you would meet a nice girl in a bar or club. Brilliant! You thought you would meet new girls to date through people you know who are married. Nice try! You thought you would move back to Peoria after 8 years and pick back up where you left off. What were you thinking, Mr. Single Guy? So, here's to you, Mr. Single, not finding any nice women-to-date single guy,
?lets go rob some picnic baskets?
?Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner?
"I was born the son of a poor sharecropper. We'd eat crawdads. When we didn't have crawdads we'd eat rock soup. When we didn't have rock soup we'd eat sand."
?May I help you find someone??
?i want what most men want........?
?Loyal as a dog; not quite as cute?
"i am seeking a dominant Woman who knows what i mean! Chastity and being a keyholder very important as well as taking control and keeping control!! At Your feet and under Your strict, merciless control i seek! Put me where i belong and confine me mercilessly and without remorse!"
Make Possums Scream!
?When Life gives you Lemons.......? .....Add Vodka and Chill!
?I was only kidding about my height?
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